Urban Graffiti

I also like a bit of urban graffiti as can be seen throughout this blog.

This shoe by R Invaders allow you to combine both :o)

They have a space invader tread

All you do is colour in the squares

And graffiti away :)

01 Point

Very Funny

Bruce Spruce was the greatest lumberjack of the Pacific Northwest. He could fell a tree faster than anyone. Bruce Spruce could saw through the thickest of trees in half the time of two men. He was the finest woodman around.One day, Bruce Spruce was chopping a tree down when the head of his axe came off and smashed out his eye. Bruce Spruce was devastated about his deformity, fell into a deep depression, and dropped out of the lumberjack society.Concerned the lumberjacks sent his best friend to talk to Bruce Spruce. His friend reasoned with him, that since Bruce Spruce was the best woodman, that he should carve himself a perfect wooden eye. Bruce Spruce agreed and spent months selecting the most perfect tree, cutting the most perfect part of the tree and then whittling a perfect replacement for his lost eye.Bruce Spruce's best friend was so impressed, but Bruce Spruce was still unsure, so the friend recommended that they have a party to re-introduce him to the lumberjack society and get over Bruce Spruce's self consciousness.At the party, Bruce Spruce was shy at first but eventually relaxed. He saw a girl sitting alone on the side and Bruce Spruce asked his friend why she is alone. His friend explained that the girl was pretty but had rather big ears. Bruce Spruce said that was ridiculous, walked over to her and asked if she would like to dance.
The young lady jumped up in joy and exclaimed, "Oh would I? Would I?"
Bruce Spruce recoiled, and then shouted back at her, "Big Ears! Big Ears!"

If you don't get it...just laugh and pretend!!

Word

With just a word, I was slew,
Broken heart amid morning dew.
Mind the bearing to which your heart does lean,
For your words can hurt things which are unseen.

One Flaw in Women

Women have strengths that amaze men.They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideas. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Girl Talk

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy?
Bananas are good for peroid pain?
Its good to cry?
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better?
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers?
Lying is actually unhealthy?
Only apply mascara to your top lashes?

It's true:
Boys DO insult you when they like you!
Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
89% of guys want YOU to make the first move?
Chocolate will make you feel better!
Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys!
Boys arent worth your tears.

Mission Accomplished.

Ok, for all you agents who emailed me your response, thanks, Agent Smith as she would like to be called secured the target. She stumbled across "obscure-jogger-guy-in-orange-hot-pants" while walking her dog twice this week- she promises to send a photo of the target soon.

Now- keep checking back for more assignments, and for future reference, if you post a comment then I won't have to keep emailing everybody!! It makes my job a lot easier :) And thanks to all who participated...better luck next time.

Looking for New Agents

Thanks for coming in this morning agent.
Please have a seat.
As you know the director of operations occasionally conducts interviews to place agents in operations on the high risk board. Just so you know, no one knows we are having this meeting but you and I so no record of your interest, should you accept or reject the operation, will exist. Nothing will show up in your Bureau file or anywhere else in writing. If you reject the operation it will not be held against you in any way. The operation I am going to discuss with you is highly dangerous and classified so no word of it leaves this room regardless of how you decide.
Your taking this assignment is, of course, entirely voluntary.
This particular operation would require you to be a virtual member of the Bureau, if the initial phase is a success so we are taking volunteers only. You can, of course, decide to leave this meeting at any time.
So, that out of the way, and as I see you are still sitting here, let me lay out the details...
(dramatic pause here)
Assignments will be posted, once you've captured the target, report back, wait to receive your review and go on to the next assignment. It's a never-ending job but somebody has got to do it!

Your First Assignment:
"I spy with my little eye, something that is orange."

Keep your eyes open Agent, list the things that you find in the comments and the correct target will be revealed. Check back for new assignments, as this is all incognito I won't be able to contact you again.

Bye for now.

Lesson Learned.

 

Fair Warning!

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"Hey! Get that car out of here! This is a NO PARKING garage!"