Very Funny

Bruce Spruce was the greatest lumberjack of the Pacific Northwest. He could fell a tree faster than anyone. Bruce Spruce could saw through the thickest of trees in half the time of two men. He was the finest woodman around.One day, Bruce Spruce was chopping a tree down when the head of his axe came off and smashed out his eye. Bruce Spruce was devastated about his deformity, fell into a deep depression, and dropped out of the lumberjack society.Concerned the lumberjacks sent his best friend to talk to Bruce Spruce. His friend reasoned with him, that since Bruce Spruce was the best woodman, that he should carve himself a perfect wooden eye. Bruce Spruce agreed and spent months selecting the most perfect tree, cutting the most perfect part of the tree and then whittling a perfect replacement for his lost eye.Bruce Spruce's best friend was so impressed, but Bruce Spruce was still unsure, so the friend recommended that they have a party to re-introduce him to the lumberjack society and get over Bruce Spruce's self consciousness.At the party, Bruce Spruce was shy at first but eventually relaxed. He saw a girl sitting alone on the side and Bruce Spruce asked his friend why she is alone. His friend explained that the girl was pretty but had rather big ears. Bruce Spruce said that was ridiculous, walked over to her and asked if she would like to dance.
The young lady jumped up in joy and exclaimed, "Oh would I? Would I?"
Bruce Spruce recoiled, and then shouted back at her, "Big Ears! Big Ears!"

If you don't get it...just laugh and pretend!!